Random Babblings of a Lunatic - Issue #6
Column by: The Loony Guy on 08/04/2003

Been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true,
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below. yeah!


Greetings Lunatics! I’m back with another column from the Saint Von Rashcke Asylum for the Wrestling Insane. Sorry for the delay in getting this column out, here at the Asylum, I switched the patients meds with placebos and caused a riot! When the chaos ended and order was restored, I drew 2 weeks in solitary confinement for my prank, but little did Nurse Rozetta know that 4 of my personalties were there with me.....SHHHHHH!!!

Local Wrestling has a new standard now! On July 18th we witnessed Tag-Team Genesis and what a night it was! A solid card from top to bottom with a climax that had everyone on their feet. The show broke tradition and opened with a bang with Trik Nasty defending his Extreme Title against one of his fellow Ryda’s The Juggulator. I believe this was a No-DQ match with chairs, bats with thumb tacks, and action galore! Both men put on a tremendous fight with Trik keeping his belt. There were so many matches and I won’t recap them all, but here are some of my takes:

Vile successfully defended his belt against The All-American Shawn Parks and proved that Vile is a worthy champion and deserves to wear the gold. A great match by both!

Beautiful Bobby L. Is still on a roll and on his way to the top of RCW with a win over Average White Guy with the help of his new manager Exotic E. No one can get heat like Bobby! Kudos to AWG for his match! He is probably one of the most under rated wrestlers on the roster.

Blue-Chip Prospect Ace Gigilo came out to explain to everyone just why he is the object of every woman’s fantasies. Syren came out to bust his bubble and tell him that women (including herself) aren’t the least bit interested in him which prompted Tank (the other Runyon) to make a surprise RCW appearance and he proceeded to squash her totally! Fans were outraged to see this Behemoth pummel a Lady into the ground!

But on to the Main-Event! The Tag-Team Gaunlet was everything it was billed to be and so much more! So often in this business we have Feds saying their events will be a spectacular, only to disappoint but this far exceeded any pre-event hype! Each tag-team fought with everything they had, as one team was eliminated, another team would run in. In the end, Randy Allen revealed his Mystery Partner who was none other than Co-Commissioner (and special Referee) Dirk Extreme! These 2 demolished The Freakshow (with the help of a steel chair) to be crowned the first ever RCW Tag-Team Champions! But it didn’t end there..... Dirk agreed to sign over full commissionership (is that a word?) To The Mastermind in exchange for Dirk teaming with Randy. With the ink still wet on the contract, Mastermind unveiled his actual surprise in the most dramatic moment in local wrestling! He raised the overhead door in the arena and in drove a (I think) a Chevy Blazer was none other than our Prodical sons..... The Outlawz Chris and Jay! But if that wasn’t enough, from the back seat emerge a smiling Andy Runyon holding high an RCW contract with a sarcastic, “HELLO DIRK”! Now if you have been living under a rock the past couple months, The Outlawz left RCW on bad terms to form their own rival promotion and on the messageboards a lot of trash talking has went on between the 2 Feds including threats of lawsuits galore! Attorneys have already gotten involved so that made this moment that much more interesting! Anyway, The Outlawz cleared the ring, announced they have come back to RCW to take their revenge on Dirk and Randy, and proclaimed The Mastermind as their new Manager! In the conclusion, the locker room emptied with the other Tag-Teams coming out and the event ended with a “Pier-6" brawl! So this leaves me with the following “Random Babblings”....

Trik’s defense of the Extreme Championship against The Juggulator was AWESOME!!! I would love to see a rematch really soon! Since the rules state the challenger picks the stipulations, if a rematch does occur, I would like to suggest to Juggz that he make it a “No DQ - First One To Retrieve The Belt (suspended over the ring)” wins! Trik + Ladders = Freakin’ Awesome!!!

Did you get a load of “The Love-Connection”??? We’ve seen Precious Playboy before but he introduced us to his “Partner” (heh-heh) who reminded me a poor man’s Jerry Garcia! Nevertheless these men (and I use the term loosely) knew how to wrestle! They were a RIOT!!!

We seen The Zodiac turn on his Tag-Team Partner The Great Meco and after they were eliminated, Zodiac laid the “Smack” down on Meco beating him unmercilessly! Zodiac is now at a cross-roads in his career with his Manager The Mastermind’ recent face turn after he introduced his new tag-team as he brought in the Outlawz. He has wondered aloud on the message board if he should ditch his manager and look for new alliances. I’ve said before that Zodiac is perhaps the most underrated underappreciated wrestler in the RCW! There is no reason why he shouldn’t climb to the top! Zodiac, you need someone in your corner who can relate to your thinking! Someone who understands what it is to dwell in the dark corners of the mind, someone who thinks out of the norm and would appreciate you! Someone who is a Lunatic! Hire me as your manager and I will forego the customary managerial fees and work for free until you are wearing RCW Gold!

The Freakshow: You guys were GREAT! I hope to see you here in the RCW for a long time and I know you will be wearing gold! The Loony Guy was very impressed and I am now your fan!

Angry Black Men: Likewise! You are Top-Caliber Professionals and an asset to RCW! Please stick around! Just one thing though..... DDK, you was threatening a lot to pull out and show your Schlong to the fans.... A couple of those fans near you were Pre-Teen girls who didn’t need to hear that (one of them being my Niece). I understand that this is Pro Wrestling and not Sesame Street, but that was a bit much. Other than that, keep up the great work!

Men in Black: In spite of some bashing you took on the message boards, I thought you both put on your best match yet! It was a really good match and you both get 2 thumbs up! And for the record, during the MIB/Love Connection match, it looked like all 4 were busted wide open!

Allen & Extreme are sitting on top of the RCW right now but they better not get too comfortable!

Is Mastermind now a “Face”? NEVER trust a little man who carries a big cane to the ring!

Is Tank a part of RCW now or did he just come by to beat up a Chick?

Speaking of Chicks, they really need to wrestle their own kind in such matches as “Lingerie” matches! Puppies rule!

Speaking of Puppies! I am so MAD!! I missed seeing the Puppies that got flashed!

Does Jay Vastine have Man-Puppies? Dirk says he does! You really need to get to the message board and check that out!!!! Hilarious stuff!

Speaking of the message board, it has been a war there lately! Great stuff! If you aren’t a part of it yet, get signed up and join in!

Truth, I’ll be waiting for your counter-points! And my offer is still good! Come to the next RCW event and if you don’t think it’s Da Bomb, I’ll give you your admission price back to you out of my own pocket!

It’s good to see the Outlawz back home where they belong! Welcome back Jay & Chris!

I REALLY miss Dude Rock!!!!!! You will always be Da Man!

Tyson Rogers continues to impress with his ring announcing! He’s a keeper! It was funny to see Exotic E remind Tyson just who USED to be the announcer though!

Just who were those Outlawz imposters (heh-heh)? They looked just a little familiar! The Chris imposter had a Mullet too! :)

Wouldn’t it be cool to see RCW have a Halloween-type event with prizes for fans coming dressed like wrestlers and other Halloween-type stuff? I bet there would be several Viles, Freakshows, & Juggulators!

Some non-RCW stuff (in other words, the non-important stuff):

August 9th will be Ring of Honor’s Ohio debut in Dayton! Looks like an awesome show! I’m going to try my best to be there!

What will become of Off The Hook now? I haven’t been able to access their message board for a while. I hope they will continue to bring more Wrestling to our area.

The WWE really sucks right now! Vince could learn a couple things from RCW as to being in touch with the fans! If I was running the show, Maven would have a heel turn and Benjamin and Haas would start a monster fued! Haas would make a Top-Notch Face! Am I the only one that thinks Molly is a Babe? Shane-O-Mac needs to wrestle! His match with Kurt Angle a while back was a classic!

No Kidding.... I spoke to “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase on the phone the other day! For real!

Some Good Links:

www.tyson_rogers.tripod.com
www.superpymp.com/
www.travis.lynn.freeservers.com
www.juggulator.freeservers.com

Truth, you need your own website and forum! I know you would get plenty of “Hits”! :)

Does anyone remember Dregen, Chad Allegra, Jay Donaldson, Capt. Kevin, Bruce Gray, or Sin-D? Nah.... Who needs them! Good riddance!

Hey Phoenix, do you ever think you will book another Big Name for a guest spot for a future event like you did with Chris Harris & Jerry Lawler? That would ROCK!!! Terry Funk sure comes to mind! So does Al Snow! He’s taking Indy bookings right now (hint hint)!

Well fellow Lunatics, I think that is quite long enough! If you read this far I thank you! Remember to send me any comments, mail, love letters, hate mail, money orders, or arcade tokens to:

randombabblings@rcwonline.com


Remember to be at The Old Aromory in Portsmouth, Ohio on Sept. 13th for RCW’s FULL CIRCLE!

Until next time, thanks for your support and see you on Sept. 13th!