Random Babblings of a Lunatic - Issue #3
Column by: The Loony Guy on 05/24/2003
The good thing about writing a "Fan" column is I can say whatever I want to and ain't nuthin' nobody can do about it (except ban my column). What I mean is, I call it like I see it, the Good, the Bad, & the Ugly. So with that, here's my Post-Injection Babblings:

I could tell you that this show was sooo lame and bored the crap out of everyone, but that would be such a LIE! Injection was the most Off-The-Charts event that I have EVER seen this side of a WWE pay-per-view! That is no lie! The Extreme Division Championship match was alone worth having to escape the Asylum for the evening!

Let's start at the beginning!

The Phoenix! Who the heck is The Phoenix? Whoever he is, he is THE MAN! The Big Cheese! The Vinnie Mac of the RCW! He heard the rumblings of the fans and determined that yes, The MasterMidget is abusing his power as Commissioner and appointed Dirk Extreme as Co-Commissioner! Mini-Me about crapped his little pants in front of everyone! The 'Mind didn't even see fit to bring his Champion Dregen to the event for fear of being forced to defend his title, but Dirk used his new-found powers to order a Title defense by Proxy! Well get to that later.

The first match had Bobby L. Vs. Dude Rock. They put on a heck of a show and I couldn't tell what was the loudest, Gaybob's heat or Dude's Pops! A solid opening match that I really enjoyed.

Mastermind has to be the luckiest one guy in the world! This match pitted The 'Mind against the Lovely Siren and get this.... The Mastermind got a freakin' Bronco Buster from Syren! ....And he complained about it! Makes me wonder which side of the fence he fell off of? Maybe Bobby L. Will be available for his next Bronco Buster! It was a good match and Syren always entertains the fans!

Next was The Outlawz against the Mind's Security Team.... Oh wait a minute, The Outlawz No-Showed us! Talk about Fan Appreciation! This is only for The Outlawz: Boys, wrestling fans are an unforgiving, unforgetting bunch! You 2 screwed the fans and if you are EVER booked for another event, whether with RCW or any other Federation, I will BOYCOTT that event! I wouldn't cross the street to see you wrestle! In all seriousness, that was WRONG! So to the Outlawz, UP YOURS, CRYBABIES!!!! The match was changed to pitting Agent Meltdown against Agent Hileman by orders of the new co-commish.

The Russian Chain match between Vile & Jason Taylor was a heck of a match too! It alone could have been Main-Event status! The Heavyweight Championship had Randy Allen victoriously defending Dregen's Belt. I hope the powers that be let Allen keep the belt, we need a fighting champion! Heck of a match! But in the interest of space I am cutting straight to the Extreme Championship Match!

All of the Hype about the Extreme Division was an understatement! This was the single one greatest match I have ever witnessed anywhere near here! You can take every other local event by all Promotions, roll them all together, and not have the raw excitement of this one match! It ended with Al. B. Damm & Trick Nasty in the TLC match and these guys put on a clinic! Tables, Ladders, & Chairs everywhere! They beat each other senseless! Nasty is the Extreme Champion and earned it the hard way! RCW, if you ever make this event available on tape, I'm buying the first copy!

Random Babblings:

Hey Ring Announcer, what's up with your little hissy fit in front of everyone?!? "No one ever does anything for me". WAH! "I'm just a Ring Announcer". WAH! Was your "Depends" on too tight or something? 2 words.... GROW UP!

Funniest moment- Syren putting a Boston Crab on Meltdown in the Extreme Match :) Looked like a cat trying to mount a horse! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

INFORMER! You yellow-bellied COWARD! You have some explaining to do to the fans!

Lame moment: After Pele was eliminated, Sancho sort of took himself out! Whatsamatter, can't you take a whiz without your Sister there to shake it for you?

Hey Mecco, Lasertron called, he wants his costume back!

Insanity is only a state of mind!

Man, was there a lot of hard chops last night or what???

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweater.

A Big Loony-Shout out to Travis Lynn, Man you was cookin' in the Rumble! WAY TO GO!!!

Don't EVER Trust me to hold the keys again!!!! OOPS!

In the words of the great band AC/DC, "You want Blood, You've got it"! Bobby L. Was almost drove through a steel wall and was he ever busted wide open! ATTA BOY BOBBY! I nearly called a HAZ-MAT team though, you wouldn't want to touch that stuff! Hard to say what you would catch :)

Vile is the MAN!

Time to sign-off, I am late for my Group Therapy session. Today's topic will be, "Violence in Soceity". Man if they only knew :) So one more time for the road..... UP YOURS OUTLAWZ!!!!!