Random Babblings of a Lunatic - Issue #2
Column by: The Loony Guy on 05/18/2003
Hello again! This is the Loony Guy coming to you from the Saint Von Raschke Asylum for the Wrestling Insane with my final thought going into RCW: Injection.

WHAT!!!!! Did I understand correctly that Dregen may decide NOT to defend his Heavyweight Title!! WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! Talk about a criminal act! What is his excellency wanting to do? Just attend Injection and show off his belt without defending it! Will the Commissioner of the RCW allow such a thing? Oh, wait a minute... The Commissioner is none other than Dregen's Manager The MasterBung! Even a Crazy man can see that this is a direct conflict of interest and I implore the "Powers That Be" in the RCW to consider replacing the commissioner with someone competent! After all, this isn't Major League Baseball! The WWE has a "30 day mandatory title defense. Now that wouldn't be feasible in the RCW, but how about enacting a "30 day OR next RCW event mandatory title defense"? I have a feeling that come "Injection", this is going to be real interesting to see how this plays out! At first I didn't buy that Dregen is from France, but I definately believe it now!!! BOOOO!!

I'm so tired! Last night they substituted my medicines with a new type of drug called "Placebo". It had me bouncing off the padded walls all night! Nurse Rozetta said that today I'm back to the old stuff. YEAH!!!

Now, on to the "Extreme Championship" match. I was really pleased to see Trik Nasty in this (and who isn't) but I wasn't to terribly surprised. But what did surprise me was seeing Al B. Damm in this thing! Talk about this thing being bumped up to the next level! Damm is a Major Player and is going to make this match that much better! Way to go RCW for bring in Al! It's interesting that 2 spots are listed as "TBD" or To Be Determined. My spider senses are telling me that this could be the biggest surprise of the night? And did you pick up from the rumors & news section that there could be more than 20? If you miss this one, you will no doubt miss possibly the biggest match to hit this area ever! Are there gonna be any Chicks in it????

The Motto here is: "Better Living Through Chemistry"

The so-called "Informer" has not only entered the Extreme Championship, he has gone on record that either him or his half-witted accomplice, Super-Jobber Jason Taylor will win this thing. I'm calling you out on this one Informer! Put up or shut up! Let's make a wager...If either you or JT gets a clean victory and is crowned the Extreme Division Champion, I'll treat both of you dill-weeds to the finest Steak or Rib Dinners that Damon's has. But if neither of you don't win, at the next RCW event The Informer has to wrestle an opponent chosen by the fans via a poll on the message board (the President of the RCW will pick the wrestlers on the poll). Oh yeah...you also have to wrestle that match in a diaper as well! Whaddya say tough guy?

We have our own version of "TLC" here at the Asylum,it's called Tricyclic, Luvox, & Celexa

From the Message Board:

Me and "Truth" don't typically see eye to eye (but who ever does agree with Truth) but I have to applaud him on his picks for how he would fill out the rest of "Injection" card, especially his idea for a "Fear the Mullet" match! I wish that I thought of that one! There has been alot of rumbling from the message board from the "Backyard" wrestlers trying to convince everyone that they are for real and not some 2-bit ham & eggers. You fellers can prove your worth after you are 18 by getting the training and trying out for the RCW. Waging a war of words with Dude Rock on the 'Board will only get you embarrassed!

People, get signed up for the Message Board and put your 2 cents in, it's more fun than Electro-Shock Therapy!

Loony's Movie Picks:

One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest
The Shining
Francis

My next edition will be Loony's Post-Injection Babblings. Whatever you do, don't miss RCW: Injection at 8:00 PM on May 23, 2003 at the Adams County Fairgrounds in West Union, Ohio. See you at the Event!